God is sitting in heaven when a scientist prays to Him,
"God, we don't need You anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what You did in the "beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting...show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "get your own dirt.
This is my first entrance into any message board. Gloria said to post the above when I sent it to her. I may not be doing this as technically appropriate. However, I love God jokes: in Neale Donald Walsh's books "Conversations With God I, II and III" I found out that God has a much better sense of humor than I do, and it's OK to in spirituality to have a great sense of humor.
My Best to All of You, Caryl