I've been to the post office today and saw a woman with a dragon tattoo on her arm, So I've asked her if it must not be leashed...Well she laughed and said that it's quite old and that his teeth are not that sharp... And then she told the clerk that she had a problem with sending mail to someone, So the clerk told her to call to the post office authority and raise her voice on them a little bit, So I've added that she should tell them she also have a dragon at her disposal....

I saw this funny Tv show, When a character told his friend "Want to see GOD laughing ? Tell him your plans.."