The joke is on you, beloveds. All the turmoil and drama, although so deep and prolific and important-seeming, can be compared to a hill of beans. Let's face it, you like excitement. You like having something noteworthy to tell someone. You have even been known to enjoy a new twist of gossip. What would you occupy your mind with if you didn't believe you had tremendous life-shaking urgencies to take care of and tremendous news to tell?