Wanted: Poets for Heavenletters. Experience appreciated but not necessarily required. Previous poets include Daisy and Mike, who are always welcome back at any time. Hello, Daisy, if you're there.
As posts have been thin lately, we are accepting poet-toddlers above 3 yrs. of age, if they are off the milk bottle. As Gloria once said, in a quote falsely attributed to her, "if we accept just anybody, even 2 yr. olds will come to write..." So 3 yrs. and up, no compromises please.
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Examples of intros to previous poems include:
"I want my mommy...", by "Boo-boo"
"Whuinty shrimantoui exepouty..." by Xinthyb (content edited due to poor spelling and mention of religious topics).
As you can see mostly anybody can write, even guys like markw who sometimes seems to have a knack for stirring up the pot a little bit. (To help understand the two previous writings of his concerning notes, read comments on "Turn Your Prisons Into Marriots". For additional info, the exiting finale will be found in the comment section of "Duly Noted", where everyone finally understands everyone else and are now hoping to buy a condominium so that all us poets can live and breathe together. "I like to breathe in after Mike breathes out so that I can catch his breath and then I start to think like him a little more..." :)
Readers on this site are please asked to condescend to markw's humor. It can be irritating, but it is not meant to be. You will have a lot more fun if you read his idiocy in the spirit is it given. As Laughter once said to Laughter, "let us create that space where we can spread ourselves thick and thin." And earth was born.
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Comment Section: OK, here's the deal. I'll put a little comment or note in at the very last part of a writing if I'm kinda thinking I need to do so. It will be our little secret, don't let Gloria know I'm doing this! (See comments on "Duly Noted".) But it will be in this separate section so it won't ruin the writing. In other words, you will know what's here and you won't need to read it if the writing is understood in the way it is meant. Here is where I can put in all kinds of political and religious references because Gloria probably won't be reading this section. JUST KIDDING EVERYBODY!!! (I really need a smily face here, I'll settle for :)
As a side note, I wanted to get the missing part II of "The Unforgivable..." to you to read. Humoriel, while scuba diving off the sunken coast of Atlantis (he found it in his bathtub) found the missing part II by a seashell, bought it to the surface, but was immediately faced with pirates :( The pirates weren't interested in the gold on board (he was sailing on the S.S. Minnow, you remember, from Gilligan's Island.) He was threatened with intense tickling and so gave up the manuscripts. Can't blame him. They were written with hieroglyphics (sp?) so they were very valuable. Last I heard they were sold to the Smithsonian Institute, a government-history museum in the U.S.
Love to all poets, readers, and all who think maybe I got upset by any comments made about notes I made. WE NEED EACHOTHER'S INPUT, I do not mind at all. markw